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Old Aug 11, 2007, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #161
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You ask the pizza man if he accepts ectos.
hahahahaha!!!!!




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Old Aug 11, 2007, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #162
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When you say things like noob, lol, FTW, stfu, ownage in RL

theres a guy on my Hockey team who plays WoW and GW, and wenever he sees a crap play he imediatly calls them a noob, and wenever we score a goal he says, "We own".
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Old Aug 11, 2007, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #163
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when you ask you boyfriend "so what are we doing tomorow" you actually mean "so are we leveling your ranger or what?"

-shamed- guilty
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Old Aug 11, 2007, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #164
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when you laugh at these jokes
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Old Aug 18, 2007, 01:26 AM // 01:26   #165
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when your sweeping your porch with a push broom, and swing it around like a scythe, and when ever you sweep the floor, you say, "I'm using Mystic Sweep on The Porch!"

hapened to me earlier today :P
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Old Aug 18, 2007, 05:29 AM // 05:29   #166
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when you see your grandma and you atack her with a sword . u are shiro and ur grandma is the fortune teller in cantha ......................
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Old Aug 18, 2007, 06:09 AM // 06:09   #167
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You find some sticks, jump on your tampoline and try to do the assassin moves.

You ask the local librarian if she has a couple Book of Secrets.

you kneel at statues/momuments, expecting something to come out.

You try and figure out if you're cat would be dire, elder or hearty.

the only reason you don't kill pres. Bush is because of his first two intials.

you've made background stories for each character you have.
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Old Aug 18, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #168
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you spend hours syncing a paragon dance to michael jackson
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Old Aug 19, 2007, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #169
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You go to apply for a college and under hobbies you are tempted to put "Infusing with a 3k ping"
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Old Sep 15, 2007, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #170
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you wear a grenth costume for halloween
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Old Sep 15, 2007, 08:41 PM // 20:41   #171
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When...you're gonna go hookup with a girl in college and walking to her dorm...you meet her friend named Gwen on the way...and get really excited.

And then you have to contain yourself or you won't get any.

Happened to me last night....god I was drunk.
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Old Sep 16, 2007, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #172
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When you've got more glasses than your local optometrist, more suits than your local clothing store, more gloves in more styles than Michael Jackson, and more pets than the owner of an "Ant Farm" company.

And yet you still want more.
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Old Sep 17, 2007, 08:30 AM // 08:30   #173
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Well, this is more about mmorpg's in general (actually EQ in particular), but a friend of mine a few years back started going /kowtow when she got into EQ and anime. It was pretty funny back then.

Now, after playing GW, I'm going around saying /(action). I figure it's carry over from my old friend, but it's also influenced by GW.

I also go around comparing every game mechanic to GW. Even games that are pretty different I somehow insert GW terms in there when I talk about them. It's odd how so many of them make sense though... at least to me...

Went back to play WoW for a bit (the free trial thing), and I suddenly found myself getting annoyed at the control scheme. Kept wanting to hit 'alt' and 'ctrl' while I was trying to pan the camera around with the right click... Kept thinking that the control in WoW was all 'wrong' too.

And you really know you play too much GW when you've beaten every campaign plus expansion with every profession, and you're already waiting anxiously for GW2 ^_^;
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Old Oct 31, 2007, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #174
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I'm using Rebirth on You know you play too much Guild Wars when......

You know you play woo much when: You realise you have no space for halloween hats because you have one of every type from previous halloweens and christmas events.
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Old Oct 31, 2007, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #175
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I can top that:

When Mad King Thom comes to YOU for his supplies. XD
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Old Nov 01, 2007, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #176
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when you dress as a GW character for halloween
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Old Nov 01, 2007, 04:48 AM // 04:48   #177
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I'm using Rebirth on You know you play too much Guild Wars when......

You know you play woo much when: You realise you have no space for halloween hats because you have one of every type from previous halloweens and christmas events.
You know you don't pay attention when you don't know that is what LUDO the hat NPC is for lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like hat storage man.
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Old Nov 01, 2007, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #178
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...when you buy a house and say, how much will it be, 500 plats?
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Old Nov 01, 2007, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #179
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when the computer people have become the last line of defense on the battlefield and when you're to pick a pin-up girl you print out a pic of jora.
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Old Nov 01, 2007, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #180
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Your visits to the Doctor's office ussually start with the sentence: "OMGZ: Heal me you **** NOOB!!!!11"[/QUOTE]

this was me tonight...had to make the dreaded emergency room visit at the hospitol.
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